From the angle of a fan.

Show Me The Money



Yea, you read the title correct, after reading many posts of different users and some articles of newspapers, this is the statement Indian players say to all their agents and within team there are groups which can be distributed with the brand names. Mr.Sharad Pawar put more "ghee" in fire by giving the statement to a news channel " some advertisers are influencing the selection" , which raised the storm through our "responsible media".

Two of Indian players (one confirmed name is of Saurav Dada and for second one i am not sure but look like its Yuvraj Singh) have a special clause in their their endorsement contract which encourage them to stay at wicket for more time at any cost (do runouts, take blows, dont make runs but stay). Most of Ex-players and Cricket Board are worried that this kind of clauses can influence the decision of bat or bowl first.
In my opinion India's decision in World Cup to bat first against Bangladesh was because of this only where Greg Chappel was in favour of Bowling.
Yuvraj run himself out in match against Sri Lanka because he was actully trying to run Dravid Out (If you guys dont believe me get that clip and watch it again and again. There was no run in that position where Yuvraj try to steal a single).

If I am right these can be the other contracts:

Dhoni : To drink Milk during the match breaks and to keep his hairs over face while wicket keeping.

Bhajji : To talk over Samsung Phone during breaks and make a gesture of drinking "Royal Stag" after taking wicket (this clause changed in recent time as he is not taking wickets).

Sehvag : to wear a white blazer while batting and fielding (Mayur) not to forget drinking "Boost" during breaks.

Sachin : To make sure bhajji phone got the airtel connection, Dhoni eat "sunfeat" along with milk and moderate all other competitor brands (this mean he need to sit in pavilion as much as possible).

Dravid : Approach all cricket players, force them to open a account with "Bank of Baroda" and buy insurance policy of "MAX".

Yuvraj : To park his "Hero Honda" at point to help him reach balls faster.

Are these not compile with the Indian sentiments (?) Drink Cricket, Talk Cricket, Eat Cricket ......

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